Utegate, as told by LOLCATS - now with Monday's opinyun pollz including the Austrayan online Liberal leadership pollz

The LOLZ, they are now coming to you 24/7 on http://dailylolz.lolpolz.com/ - watch as we turn the whole coming early elecshun into lolz. Not to be used for educational purposes. Must be taken as gold bullion in Queensland.

Original post still below:

Kevin:

Malcolm:

Journalists:

Turnbull:

Journalists::

Malcolm:

KRudd:

Malcolm:

Stevie baby:

Federal Poleece:

Godwin:

KRudd:

Malcolm:

Swan:

Godwin:

Kerry O'Brien:

Later on the 7.30 report...

Red Kerry (Vulpes Kerrius):




KRudd:




Red Kerry:




KRudd:

Red Kerry:

KRudd:



Red Kerry:


Malcolm:



Red Kerry:

Malcolm:



Malcolm:



Red Kerry:

Malcolm:

The next day in Parlyment:

Malcolm:

Swan:

The Liberal front bench:

Teh Speaker:

Malcolm:

KRudd:

Another Liberal frontbencher:

Teh Speaker:

The Liberal front bench except for Malcolm:

Annabelle Crabb:

Later, on Lateline with Foxy Tony:

Tony Jones, aka the silver fox:


Sloppy Joe:



Tony the Silver Fox:


Sloppy Joe:


Tony the Fox:


Sloppy Joe:

In the days that follow, other members chip in with their two cents:

Tony Abbott:

Anthony Albanese:

THIS JUST IN!

Secret Liberal source leaks informashun to the News Ltd papers that Malcolm & Erica Betz had seen the faux email and taken notes on it:

Liberal deepthroat:

Journalist kitteh takes notes:

Deepthroat doggeh reveals all:

Journalist kitteh publishes or perishes:

Dr Ken Henry, Treasury Secretary:



Monday morning
Liberal Party lackey:



Malcolm:


Liberal lackey:


Malcolm:






Liberal lackey:


Malcolm:

The rest of the Liberal Party:

AUSTRAYA VOTES JUNE 2009:
Esteemed News Ltd publicashun the Austrayan runs online poll on preferred Liberal Leader, and Austrayans contemplate the options:

Meanwhile, deep in the wilds of Higgins, a Costello staffer is hard at work:

Takes the poll results to the recently-announced-is-retiring Member for Higgins:

And Costello's reaction is to send a message to the Leader:

Meanwhile, in the Labor Party bunkeh:

More to come...